um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
high people should be assigned attendants
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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