Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
