It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
3pm strippers are depressing
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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