***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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