Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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