no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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