how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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