I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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