The maid of honor just puked.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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