Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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