Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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