these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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