in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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