Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
my shit smells like andre
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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