She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
