Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
