Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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