Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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