...so i touched it.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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