I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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