So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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