so explain again why im purple
no
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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