He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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