Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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