We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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