Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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