hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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