what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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