i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i dont even know how to be here
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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