found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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