despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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