I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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