That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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