When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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