i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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