vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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