She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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