therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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