So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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