I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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