I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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