Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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