I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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