what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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