The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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