so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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