the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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