can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Acid is not a monday night drug
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
