This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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