Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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