he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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